Posted by Chantros on June 15th, 2010

Hello and welcome to Phoenix rising. We are a crackpot group of ya-hoos who knock down bosses like Fox cancels shows. We like long walks in naxx and enjoy sticking pointy things into large monsters. Our crack teams are run by family and friends and we have a central compound in Colorado, feel free to give us money and we will reserve a spot for you in the new utopia compound we have stockpiled for the coming zombie Apocalypse.
If you are interested In joining up with us there are several ways to get more information. Our Gay-as-in-happy-not-gay-as-in-fu-fu Guild leader Ivaeathil and our Fail raid leader Jag will be more than happy to pretend to listen to you while they run around killing random 12 year olds who think gnomes are cool.
We are a casual guild so if you are looking for a guild that is fun, easy going and still gets the job done while raiding, apply today.